flashs

- Velho, onde é o banheiro masculino
- Meu, tem um lá em baixa mas tá uma puta fila
- Putz..
- Mas você é homem. Banheiro pode ser em qualquer lugar. Até naquela latinha de cerveja ali no canto.
- Num dúvida que eu faço ali mesmo.
- Se você mijar nakela lata em posto no meu blog pq foi indicação minha..
- Vai postar mesmo?
- Lóoooogico. Entra lá amanhã a tarde que vai tá lá.
- Qual que é?
- Manja Beatles?
- Sei.
- Então, eleanorrigby1.blogspot.com..
- Beleza. Fica olhando que eu vou lá...

E ele foi, fez o que tinha de fazer no canto, em frente a todos que passavam. VH cumpriu a promessa dele e eu a minha.

Está registrado. Ele nunca vai lembrar o nome do blog, mas promessa é dívida e eu fiz minha parte.

Jocker

Já dançou com o diabo a luz da lua?

lll

tudo por um pouco mais

sempre

Não, por quê?

Por que não posso ser reacionário?

Todos tem que engolir os revolucionários. Anarquistas, comunistas, Che Guevara (que a maioria nunca viu foto e acha que o cara era o Gael), GLS, PTistas, Vegetarianos, protetores dos animais...

Agora se eu falo que vou votar Não no referendo (ganhamos!! chupa Sim!!) recebo olhar torto. Sim, sou Malufista e ninguém tem nada a ver com isso.

Cada um que cuide do seu.

restrito

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

para poucos

Em um Celta:

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

...

Pense bem: você poderia ter que carregar uma geladeira.

Tá vendo como não há motivo para reclamar de nada??

um poucod e cultura

Lendo o jornal hoje descobri que o termo spam vem dos deuses da comédia Monty Python. Segue a origem do termo. (SPAM é usado para se referir à carne de presunto enlatado)

Monty Python Spam Song

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man:You sit here, dear.
Wife:All right.
Man:Morning!
Waitress:Morning!
Man:Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife:I don't want ANY spam!
Man:Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife:THAT'S got spam in it!
Man:Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings:Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Shhh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Para biaxar a música spam, entre em http://www.mailmsg.com/sounds/spam-song.wav

o primeiro a gente nunca esquece. e arranca.

segundo me disseram eu tenho um cabelo branco..

Quer dizer, tinha. Quando comecei a ter bigode e barba, tb arrancava aquele pelo perdido no meio da minha cara. Vamos ver até qdo consigo arrancar meus sinais de velhice...